Pimpin' Rides and Questionable Luggage-Towing. Also, Asshat Parking.

Three entries this week?  Man I must be really bored on a roll!

On my drive to College Station this week, I saw (and managed to take pictures of while driving with my iffy cell phone camera while no cops were looking!) the two most amazing vehicles I've ever had the pleasure to actually see on the road!
                                                             
 Pre-Pimp

Mid-to-Post Pimp












It was bizarre...like watching Pimp My Ride in real life, only they were only partially done because, sir, that is not nearly enough pimping yet.


I expect to see these cars again in a further state of pimp.   Also, the pre-pimp car was only three cars behind the post-pimp car, which was excitingly unexpected.  I was just driving along, rocking out to Queen and minding my own business, and I see pre-pimp car and think, "Well, that's kinda a sweet ride, there, love the color" and lo and behold, when I pass him, there's ANOTHER one, SAME COLOR, only with added pimpiness!  What are the chances, huh?  I wonder if they know each other.


On the subject of cars and driving, I took a picture of this minivan with rather terrifyingly-loaded plastic tubs while sitting in way-backed-up I10 traffic (it's not like I had anything better to do, like move six inches closer to my destination\...)  I mean, does that really look like a good way to transport things?  I'm not even sure they had a top rack (can't see one when you zoom in), but they didn't tie it on through the windows, so I guess that's something.

I cry for their gas mileage, though, since it was just viciously, brutally murdered.

The other day, my roommate and I went to the movies.  There's always someone parked atrociously, but usually, you can at least tell that they made an attempt (if a pathetic attempt) at parking within the lines.  Not this guy.  Oh no, not only did he park in the most assed way possible for no apparent reason, he doesn't even have a front plate, which I'm pretty sure is illegal in Texas.  (It's not a new car either since they have an inspection and registration sticker.)  I think what bothers me most is that he was so close to parking directly over the middle line but didn't quite hash it.  Also he parked crooked.  AND HE TOOK TWO TREE-SPOTS (the most important ones in summer-Texas.)  What a total asshat.



Blogger, why do you insist on cramming my awesomely laid-out posts into tiny little bodies like a fat woman in a size three dress?  I don't understand when you give me a reasonably sized Composition Box that is apparently 1.5 times the size of the actual body...why?