DOOOOGS!!!

I hate you dogs. Really I do. Yesterday they caught a opossum, today another skunk. So now I think there are at least two more skunks. Apparently the dogs, they do not learn. Why don't u learn, dogs? Why u do this to me?

It's too cold to be washing dogs outside but we did anyway.

Tomorrow the groomer!

They were just starting to smell normal from the last time too.

This skunk was grosser; it was trailing about two feet of intestine, ewww. (At least the intestine hadn't split yet.)

I hate the dogs. I think, if the garbage people don't hate us yet, they will tomorrow...sorry, garbage-men. I'm so sorry.

The Tally So Far

Seriously why do things even live in our yard anyway. Go find someone that doesn't have dogs.

Audiophile

I would just like you to know;

Everything sounds fantastic with my new headset.

Thank you, that is all.