Some days, Cracked betrays me.

My normal routine is thus;

Wake up in the morn...afternoon usually.

Do all my wake-up stuff, including putting in eyes.

Walk the dog.  (Think about really actually making real actual food today.  But probably don't and end up nuking a Hot Pocket or something equally bad.)

Turn on computer (or phone,) read Cracked.com, maybe blog, maybe not.

Today marks the day I was accidentally sortof squicked but mostly just betrayed by Cracked.
I was reading an article (This one!) and didn't even get very far when BAM!  Bacon condom.

Okay, what?

With bacon lube?

Awwwwww, gross.

Internet, I hate you!

Why must you be so disgusting!?

At first, your ridiculous, inexplicable love of bacon was cute; bacon soap, bacon towels, bacon wallet, bacon band-aids, okay, haha, you like bacon.

Then, it was gross; bacon caffeinated gum, bacon soda, bacon chocolate, bacon brittle, bacon floss...really, guys, you're going a bit overboard.  Also bacon gum in particular sounds disgusting.

But now, now, NOW I find that you've hidden bacon condoms under your bed like the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated.

TOO FAR, Internet, you've gone TOO FAR with your nasty infatuation!  There was a line, somewhere back there, and you didn't just cross it, you leapt over it with joyous abandon.  Like a long time ago.  Along with a bunch of other things I yell at you for every day.  Keep your grossness in the closet, Internet, jeez.

Haha, oops.

Well, I just realized the last post I wrote was the end of the world post. Sorry if you thought maybe I did see the end of the world or something, but it turns out I'm just extremely lazy and got bored with blogs or something. And by extremely lazy I think I mean the clinic was open 24 hours for a whole week over Christmas and New Years and I had three or four 12 hour graveyard shifts in a row.

Yes, lazy.

I guess after that I was too tired to update blag. The funny thing is I kept taking pictures and stuff and thinking, "I should blag about this! And stuff'n'things! Blaaaaaaaaaag!" And never did.

So this will, I suppose, be vomit post of spechul rainbows and stuff'n'things! Wheee!

 But first, let me walk the dog.

Wow, this dog poops a lot. Anyway, I guess I'll try to go in semi-sequential order.

Zombie family is a nice lambast of silly family stickers

O.M.G.  A nice Bengal.  Who'da thought?

A piece of wood we removed from a cat's chest...not the Bengal, I'm pretty sure.

Owl cookie jar I painted for mom, and dog photobomb.

Lambchop dog toy because I am both nostalgic and want to see She-Ra eat Lambchop.

Should I buy three batteries at $2 apiece...

Or a laser pointer and six (6!) batteries for $2?

Wh...what the...Forever 21, what is wrong with you?

I was so happy when I incidentally parked next to this guy. =)

Um...church...I think you're kinda missing the mark a little.

I guess that's the end of photodump for today.  Later I may post the like...three pictures I took at the zoo yesterday!  But probably not!

Oh, that reminds me, the zoo has a male and female clouded leopard that are 14 months old.  They're trained to be people friendly.  When they do something good, one of the keepers squirts goat milk into their mouth.  =D